i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
