Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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