Your tits are I can't wait for
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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