remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There r osticjed everywhere
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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