So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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