i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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