At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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