just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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