Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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