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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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