She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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