Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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