In the future we'll all be gay
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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