sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
