id be glad to
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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