I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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