Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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