so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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