I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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