wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
