Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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