you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it glows. i had to have it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
