It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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