I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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