what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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