Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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