yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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