You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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