Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
