Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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