I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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