I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So vagazzling was a success
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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