People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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