There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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