what if I'm pregnant?
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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