Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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