Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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