My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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