So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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