People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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