period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Im part way to drunk.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
