So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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