That's when you crack a 10am beer
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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