oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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