Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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