I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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