Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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