Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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