I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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