singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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