I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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