Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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