It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
