i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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