I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize